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[ Most Cringy Intro ]
[ The Cringy Intro that doesnt rhyme ]
[ I mean Hitman 2 ]
Hey peeps BeastBoy here and welcome to the series of Hitman 2
I know that
I started the series of Hitman 1 but I completed the game offline
I am so sorry [ OMG ]
That I couldnt upload any video for that game
But since you guys were requesting me to play this game
So Here I am,First of all
[Claps]
For me(Ofcourse),Because
The game was realeased in November and when am I playing it?
In December(
[Children Cheering]
*THE SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED*
So finally we're in the form of Hitman
[Unnecessary narration]
So I skipped the Intro of the game
Because
NO ONE CARES [Except Him]
No one really cares
for his story because in reality everybody wants to just see assasinations. (True xD)
So basically the woman who he talks to is ...
Diane,what was her name again?I forgot (C'mon shub)
Shes his handler and they work together [If you know what I mean]
And theres this shadow client...(Loses concentration reads off screen)
and we have to find some Info on this shadow client
and then I have to infiltrate a house
Allright so my first question is why have they made me come on a beach
And where are the girls(Being myself)
(Huh 1)
(Huh 2)
And where is my beach ball?
Oh I want to play with the beach ball
(Ohhh...)
(Seeing crows for the first time)
Even the crows are scaring away the Hitman,Why are they scaring away the Hitman?
Look at my (Shining * 3)
(Head)
(WOW)
I do have to say this right off the bat that the graphics on this thing are..
(My reaction when I hear Justin Bieber singing)
So is this the castle?
I really dont understand who makes such a house in the middle of nowhere?
Thats Nice !
Who was that idiot?
Where did he really make this house and wheres is he getting electricity from?
Ohh right from these poles (And some other gibberish)
Sneaking (And some weird noise...)
(Continuining the weird noise)
(Saying the obvious)
No one can catch me I am the Hitman If I move like this (Getting Cocky)
No one can catch me,Thats right (Getting cockier)
No one will know If I am here if I move like this (Cockiness overloaded)
Even if the person in standing in the balcony no one is ever going to know.
[Transitioned from cockiness to self praise]
[Back to the game]
But seriously I want to know where is the beach ball?
And the girls? [Ahem]
Oh and what is this Mount Fuji?(Incorrect)
OMG it is snowing(Also Incorrect)
(Deciding to follow instructions)
Ohh No a Camera !
I have to stay clear of the camera,and to think of it I was rather moving towards the camera
Ohh No another camera!(Couldnt have guessed)
[Weird but excited face]
Who made me the Hitman when I was walking straight towards the camera?
[Impeccable logic applied]
Logic applied and executing the applied
So wait I can break this right?
(You heard that right)
(Self praise)
(Self praise again)
(Falling in love with Diana)
Wow, Now she is telling me when i noticed myself :/
(Self Praise then cockiness then the feeling of being scared)
Still blaming Diane
I may have to cut her salary a bit on account of her not telling me about the security cameras
Its a good thing that I saw the cameras myself so
Allright so the first thing that we have to do is find and destroy all the cameras
Debating whether to be a security camera person or a hitman (Also again blaming Diana)
(Self praising about his aim)
*Being Hitman Intensifies*
I cant believe that there is no one in this big house
Should I go in the dumpster or..... No I shouldnt
I dont have anything (Except good content)
The same thing that I do when I have to think about something
(Life hack)
They really dont care that a Hitman is walking around their house with a silenced pistol
(Girl shriek)
Sorry(for that shriek)and the intro again
*Self praise about aim and the fact that He have destroyed all the cameras here in your face*
( A bit more self praise)
Oh it's a Garage, let's open it
(Blaming Hitman)
(Realizing mistake)
I need to find a screwdriver first
Hell yeah, i am Handsome
[Myself]
Whose the one who has left all the tools lying around here?
I have got the screrdriver and now I am going to screw their lives over
They should tell their camera guy about keeping his tools safe
Or else a Hitman like me can probably enter your house and wreck your lives
Like I am going to do now !
[Cute evil laugh]
Well, i shouldn't have laughed like an idiot
Okay, let's do this. Don't get electrified Hitman.
Damn that was scary, okay let's go
(Opening the garage)
[Real freaked face in
3
2
1
Real freaked out face with sound
(Nailed it)
ugggghhh :(
*Finally Concentrating on the story*
This Reynard
This Reynard seems a bit dangerous just like me
So What should i do now? Fortnite Dance?
*FORTNITE DEFAULT DANCE INTENSIFIES*
Hello?
This looks like a scene straight out of a horror film, She is probably going to jumpscare me now
Well then, I should probably get out of here before she wakes up
Hello? Anybody home?
C'mon Dude, don't do that.
Allright lets see what is this?
Looks like a car battery,should be useful in boinking someone in the head
Lets pick up the wrench too,I got everything now
Anyone need a car battery at a cheap rate?
It's on Sale right now, anyone wants?
Is anyone going to bid?
Might be requiring a lockpick for this to work
Where will i get a lockpick here?
*HELLO* ^_^
Oh this looks to be the way out, I should Investigate here
Don't hide in the freezer dammit.
You'll be a Popsicle and will get icy hairs on your head.
Stop doing stupid shit
Oh, there is something
I dont think I can unlock any doors,I should try going here for the time being
Anybody home?
Allright let me posion the sugar while I am at it
"IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT* Don't eat the sugar
What seems to be this? Oh honey
Shouldve kept some poison for the honey too..ugghhhh
What an idiot this guy is...
What is this thing now? Oh windowblinds,let me close them.
No one should see us from outside
Anybody here? Hello? .....No one? Seriously
Looks like I am the only one.......Oh Whiskeys <3
Let's drink some too xD
For now lets go up and pretend that I am the ventilation guy who has come on follow up
Hello? It's the Service guy! 24*7
Seems like no one is here
(Interrupted by Diana)
(Following Diana blindly)
(Trying to impress Diana by doing his job)
Allright so I need a key
[Woman are always right-Agreed]
[Lisening to Diana talk and agreeing to her]
I Should just ask Reynard directly about the key as i am the service guy xD
REYNARD?
HELLO?
Please gimme the damn Keycard, I want to play Pinball
Look at my beautiful face
Can this sweet child play pinball for a minute
Oh there it is
OMG Look at this hidden door, I literally missed it as it was so hard to find (Being Sarcastic)
Good for me
[Amazed at the guns]
Let me take the folding knife,what is this?
Allright I got the keycard and the lockpick,how awesome
I destroyed the cameras but i should get rid of the camera footage too
Oh that's great Diana, Thank you so much
Why is she just ordering me while sitting hidden :/
Allright let me see what I can find in the computer
Done
Ohhhhh
Ohhh
Ohh-Ohh-Ohh-ohh (Well Shit)
Well......Shit
I wonder how they didnt see me in this mirror house?
(And that was a minute and 7 seconds of him saying nothing and gaining watchtime)
Okayyy
these dangerous people are here and i don't think it's a good thing
Should I throw a car battery at someone to knock him out?
Who do I have to kill again? Oh It was Reynard !
Should I just take him here?
Oh no security guards
Just a second,
Will I be allowed to take my weapen out that is my folding knife,Oh I can,thats great!
Should I kill him now?
No one is watching now is the time,
Ohhh, he is going to eat the poisonous sugar. Eat it. Come on.
I still think I should stick him with the knife ,who is going to know?
I have to kill him anyways
*Puchuk*
*Weird Laugh*
What? How did they know?
Maybe they caught me in the mirror
Sorry , I am just leaving guys, gimme a sec
Allright I have the lockpick too, Okay let's go
Can't you wait , i am just leaving
Stop it.....
Damn, they got me :(
I am reckless
and let me tell you guys a secret that i killed the wrong person earlier.
The person who I had to kill actually was the woman in red
That Woman :|
I can kill her easily.....YESSSSS
Allright target neutralised
(Same thing which he said before)
Lets get out of here
Let's just GTF out of here....
Let's get out using this secret place, those idiots won't even notice.
hehehehehehehe
*WELL........SHIT*
oohhh ooohhh
Just a minute..just a minute..just a minute
How did he even come here?
Hello, don't run sir. Don't run
Come here Sir, Please let me help you.
Oh Shit, I think I'm dead.
Don't you even think .....
D
How dare you...
Take that in the belly bitch
Don't punch me idiot
Oh , lemme show you................Take that. How do you feel?
Well, Are you happy now?
Alright, Where is that guy from earlier?
Lets get him
*INDIAN MEME*
Let's catch him.....catch him
Well, it looks like a bad idea for now......... Alright i am outta here
So now that I killed my target I should get out of here
They sure have a lot of bodyguard roaming around :(
Allright theres my exit !
No one can see me now *DEFINITELY*
I am invisible
"Professional Hitman Here"
You guys now know who to contact if you want to execute someone.
Thats how you execute people
No one was able to catch me
I escaped like a Ninja dude :O
That was my perfect plan
And my perfect plan actually worked, in case you guys don't know
Thats right let me give you my number in case you ever need a Hitman !
Oh Security
Let me show you how to lure a security guard into a trap
[Trying to lure security guard with a coin]
[Damned that it really worked]
Yeah you should definitely check it out dude
Well you are going to die over a coin buddy
Here i come come come xD
I really wonder how you didn't see me coming guard
Bye :(
Let's change
And now i am the bodyguard
Lets pick up his gun and off to the battle
[Pretending to be a body gaurd and searching for himself]
Allright time to get serious
Lemme throw the bottle
*Pretending* i wonder who threw that bottle
*Thats a 200 IQ gameplay for you*
Oh See there, another bottle?
*Huh, who is making these sounds, i wonder?* lol
Let me just kill him
Puchuk
hehehehehehe
Lets get outta here
Wheres my boat?
Loud one? *If only she was here* (Winks)
Let me drive the car here and see...
Looks like I cant
Allright time to get out of here before they kill me
Just look at how profesionally I am pulling off this mission
Not everyone possesses this amount of skills of a Hitman that I do
[See what I mean]
*Horrific laugh*
People are dying and no one cares,what kind of bodyguards are they?
What to do?There are 3 people standing there!
Now I have to go towards my boat,should I just kill this guy?
Lets just kill him !
*Puchuk*
Looks like your guard is dead
Seems like they don't really care that someone is dead,dying or getting destroyed here
*puchuk again*
Did they see me,Oh no no no no they havent yet !
Why do they seem to be coming towards me,let me just quickly distract them with a coin again!
(400 IQ gameplay) Oh there is a coing, look over there guys
OMG, They are still coming this way, i am dead for sure
Look over there guys it's a silver coin
*Look There God dammit*
They re coming far to close to me now I have gotta do this the hard way
*Cute Sorry*
I am saved , whew
*PUCHUK*
(Pretending) Wait who is hitting me ? Whose there?
Oh, this guy is confused, lemme tell him what happend,
Had fun?
Had fun? Dont you mess with me !
and... thats how you do it
What kind of bodyguards are they huh?
Just take the money you were going to give them and pay me instead
Its not their cup of tea
And I am outta here
That is how you do a Hitman mission professionally,
I hope you enjoyed the video
And out of all these things I only got two, Fantastic
So this was the first mission of the Hitman 2 game, i hope you guys enjoyed it.
If you guys want me to play some more Hitman and want me to complete the series
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